dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

thecutestofthecute:

sshibe:

do not touch! i am Big and Stronk like Polar bear. here, you is hearing my Stronk and Scary noise. do not be doing the booping on the touching of my small nose, or i will be resorting to the scary noise once more.

I WANT 500 

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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cedar-crossing:

you know you have an acnl problem when you can still hear the sound effects with the volume off

smilefomedaddy:

http://smilefomedaddy.tumblr.com/

scribbledit:

I hate it when I get inspired to art

and then I art

and the art says no

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

How to react when your partner is giving you signs that they aren’t fully consenting - A guide by Ramona

I said please you piece of shit
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